Jungle Love (it's makin me crazy) |
Wed, Dec. 20, 2000 7:20 am |
One day in the jungle the animals were really bored.
Nothing was going on and nothing had happened in a long
time. So they went to the lion, the king of beasts, and
complained about the lack of excitement. The lion told
his subjects to come back in two hours and he'd issue a
Royal proclamation. Two hours later all the animals
gathered around in hopeful anticipation. The lion came
out and said, "Here's my decision: In order to break
the monotony around here I decree that we will all have
a big orgy tonight." "Yay!!!" resounded from all the
animals.
"Further, I impose two stipulations; no animal is
allowed to have sex with someone of his or her own
species, and no animal is allowed to use condoms." The
animals thought this was fair and went off to begin the
orgy. Later, the lion thought he'd stroll about and see
how everyone was getting along. As he's walking he
notices that the elephant is wearing a condom, in
direct violation of his Royal decree.
"Elephant!" he roars, "Didn't you hear me when I
said 'No condoms'?"
"Sire," replied the elephant, "It isn't what you
think: the boa constrictor is giving me a blow job!"
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