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Boat Woman Thurs, Dec 28, 2000 5:28 AM

There were two brothers, who were identical twins.

Danny was married but Roy was single and owned a small dilapidated boat. It just so happen that on the same day that Danny's wife died, Roy's boat sank.

A kind old lady met Roy on the street and mistaking him for his brother Danny said, "Oh Mr.. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great loss. You must feel terrible."

Roy said, "Well I'm not a bit sorry, she was rotten from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, she smelled of fish the first time I got her, she made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a big hole in the front and a big crack in the back. The hole kept getting bigger every time I used her, and one leaked all over the place. What finished her off though was four guys from the other side of town that came looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her and I rented her to them, but warned them she wasn't too hot. But they insisted they wanted to give her a try. The result was the crazy fools all tried to get into her at once. The strain was too much for her and she cracked right down the middle."

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