||Thurs, Dec 28, 2000 5:28 AM|
There were two brothers, who were identical twins.
Danny was married but Roy was single and owned a small
dilapidated boat. It just so happen that on the same
day that Danny's wife died, Roy's boat sank.
A kind old lady met Roy on the street and mistaking
him for his brother Danny said, "Oh Mr.. Jones, I'm
sorry to hear of your great loss. You must feel
Roy said, "Well I'm not a bit sorry, she was rotten
from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, she
smelled of fish the first time I got her, she made
water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a big
hole in the front and a big crack in the back. The hole
kept getting bigger every time I used her, and one
leaked all over the place. What finished her off though
was four guys from the other side of town that came
looking for a good time. They asked if they could use
her and I rented her to them, but warned them she
wasn't too hot. But they insisted they wanted to give
her a try. The result was the crazy fools all tried to
get into her at once. The strain was too much for her
and she cracked right down the middle."
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