One secretary complained about her boss...
She says "My boss is so sex-crazy.
Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DRIVE, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER
the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC(escape) but he caught me and SHIFTed me to
his HOME where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER
many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or helmet)
and some times as an ALTernative he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he
looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...
this process may continue until I SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM......
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