Mga Patawa sa Bundok

An old man was 89-years-old and he wanted to marry a 24 year old girl. His son told him, "You can't marry a 24-year-old girl." He said, "Why not?" The son said, "If you marry a 24-year-old girl, you'll have to have sex with her and that could be fatal!"

He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well if she dies, she dies."