There's a hitch-hiker waiting for a ride, and then a semi comes along,
and the driver decides to pick him up. So after a couple of minutes of
silence, the truck driver asks, "Hey, wanna see a trick?"
"Sure," replies the hitch-hiker. So the driver calls up a monkey from
the back, smacks it, and it gives him a blowjob.
"Hey, you want some of this action?" asks the driver, and the
hitch-hiker replies, "Sure, just don't smack me so hard."
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