Mga Patawa sa Bundok

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name.

"Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."