Mga Patawa sa Bundok

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
He comes house. / I watch.
He and she leave house. / I follow.
He and she get on train. / I follow.
He and she go in hotel. / I climb tree-look in window.
He kisses she.
She kisses he.
He strips she.
She strips he.
He strips she.
She strips he.
He plays with she.
She plays with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see. / NO FEE.