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Violent drunk

A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender,
"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $76.00.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylight out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day, the same drunk walks back into the same bar and, slurring as always, says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink and give me the bill."
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"
The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get violent when you drink."

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